Marketers aren’t intelligent either, so I see no reason to listen to them.

The Atari chess program can play chess better than the Boeing 747 too. And better than the North Pole. Amazing!

Who said “instead”? Putin wants all. And NATO has serious problems with articulating “No”.

Do I need some context? Because this phrase doesn’t make much sense.

I demand more variants:

1. The power of yes
2. The power of no
3. The weakness of yes
4. The weakness of no
5. Is yes better than no?
6. Is no better than yes?
7. Yes or no?
8. No or yes?
9. Yes to yes!
10. Yes to no!
11. No to yes!
12. No to no!
13. Nooooooo!
14. Yessssss!
15. Nyes!
16. Yeno!
17. Olololono
18. Yeah-yeah-brrrrrr!
    19…

Yes, but you can have 14.768 types of smartphones and colourful stickers. Isn’t it better?

Poor and sober. Can it be considered as ok?

Only money and alcohol keep their promises for most of the time. And even they are not 100% reliable. Not even 75%…

No sooner than we would be able to make chips at home. Of course, it would be illegal at start, but eventually… Well, not in the nearest 2-3 decades.

This is how Keith looks in the hands of Python “programmers”. While being cared by normal specialists, Keith looks gorgeous and healthy. And can do super cool tricks too.

But now you can scroll through everything available 780% faster!

Yes, unions are too democratic, too humane. Police should have only one goal – to protect the government from peons. You can’t risk the police having any resemblance to humans. This might lead to failure in the main goal achievement.

Look around: dirt and bacteria are all around! Booooo(or whatever bacteria say)!

Facepalm.

P.S. I don’t want to insult you, but you might want to check your head – I forget how this illness is called, but there exists a condition when a victim becomes unreasonably obsessed with cleanliness and is panically afraid of anything non-sterile. I suppose there are many stages in between too, so it isn’t like you either just don’t care or are mad as a hatter.

Those who consider themselves White Knights in a Shiny Armour. We have too many of them thinking that only they know how things should be and that only they are bearers of the ideal moral codex.

Cats: don’t you lick there too?

Lick a finger a little and it’ll open effortlessly.

A fistful of some pills, I suppose, or whatever the very old people eat before death.

Have you ever thought about microorganisms in the air? There are billions of them in every m^3. Sounds like food.

Ok, now I understand that I have not the slightest idea what noise giraffes do.

Nobody likes smart-pants Captain Obvious:)