WTF is a Red Flag law? No way this is the US … dude would win so much rights violation $$$.

Onion stories used to be slightly believable, able to trick the casual reader.

Police officers handling a situation without violence? Easily spotted as pure fiction.

I stand corrected!

No one wants Musk in anything.

Why is Luigi there? He didn’t do anything.

Nope.

“Stick it in there as an insult” went through my head … no idea why.

It’s almost like they dont want to oppose it.

Republicans: The pro-life pro sex trafficking “conservative” party.

Did he really say it or is it a meme? LOL. I would believe either one at this point and will not Google anything about this brainworm added batshit crazy oligarch.

The Republicans are so outraged that they may express their outrage again.

At some point we in the US get to say the justice system has stopped working right?

There are SUPPOSED to be laws against it … but will they enforce them?

Yea, but the premise is REALLY believable. It’s something that would just fit the stupid of this years headlines.

Yep. This person gets it. The auto and gasoline industry basically ruined the environment and our culture so a few select people can make a few $$$.

Is it now? Truly?

It is justification of budget. They are apprehended criminals as long as they are on the books.

Yet MAGA is happy about it.

This is the way.

Im hearing: The other political party needs to stop our party, its being crazy … this is why we did not vote for the other political party, so they can save us … or something.

Yea, there is no way Trump steps away clean from this. If he leaves office voluntarily there will be legal attacks on him until the day he dies.

Boomers had/have microplastics and lead poisoning. This is not a conspiracy, it is just a fact.

Damn. Good one.