Needs more “sir.”

So, a good start, then.

Suicide is always an option.

When the pendulum swings and Johnson is facing the people’s justice, remember this.

How is it possible to disrespect a dog-killer?

Hint: it’s not necessary and never will be.

One interpretation is that he was commissioned to write a bland moral guide for a young prince, but got all satirical and close to the bone.

Being all that they can be.

That style became popular because you could wear a gas mask with it and it wouldn’t leak.

He can just revise a weather map with a Sharpie.

He’s smelly because of having a Depends full of liquid shit at all times.

God is angry. Trump fears being struck by lightning.

But the question is more about why nobody calls him out for it. The standard for Labour is perfection, the standard for Reform is “Oh, that’s just Nige.”

Having a way to get to work on a bike without getting killed is definitely an incentive.

IF bribe_received: return (“Approved”)

They don’t even want the soap on a rope.

Why treat people with dignity when you can genocide them and grab all that real estate?

So what would cause lower-extremities weakness and urinary incontinence? More mini-strokes, perhaps?

Wait until they find out she’s against air pollution too. And cancer.

Brits: this is what will happen if you let Farage in.

Act now to prevent it.