He rode the horse up the mountain of cocaine. I don’t think either planned on coming down.

Texas is a Spanish word. It took a lot of jerry mandering to keep Abbott in office.

This is also how we got Tucker Carlson. He’s a Swanson, he doesn’t need to work, he needs the attention.

This is true. Droning tail rotors doesn’t risk missing just the helicopter falling on someone.

Literally anything hits the tail rotor and it’s a spinning brick. .308, a drone, steel cable, Kevlar nets, whatever. Those things are hovering death traps

They were in the same room in Ironman 2.

I was wondering how he was going to speed run the bill of rights but I think I see the path now.

Say racemic. Say racemic again motherfucker!

Or translated to modern gamer; “Putin’s over extending and about to get punished”

Not even close. You’re disappointing.

Find it! I want do high magic.

Come on man I gave you a hint I’m not going to hold your hand to google.com

None? Not a single one? Can’t think of anything? That borders on ridiculous

I was thinking a programming language. I’m going to need several mathematicians, programmers, artists, a gallon of LSD and Fullmetal Alchemist blurays.

This is the legal equivalent of being thrown out of an Applebee’s.