While I am laid back, want food that I can’t have and eat rodents, he likes going out when it’s warm outside like some kind of weirdo.
Constantly looking for trouble, doesn’t listen to authority, sleeps wherever he wants, 10/10 snuggler.
Checks out.
I mean, have you met most people? I hate them, too!
… I don’t even have a cat…
Not sure where to take that.
you don’t exist, sorry 😔
Fuckin finally
Thank you!
*fades out*
If you have two cats, that’s a sign of split personality?
Duality.
Ones an independent asshole the other is a cuddle bug.
Honestly fair assessment. 🤷
What if you adopt your cat at 9 years old? I can’t be blamed for her abnormalities.
Shit in a sandbox? Yeah that tracks…
My cat is very friendly to humans but hates other cats, spends most of her time sleeping on the couch, has minor dental problems and loves dinner.
