When we’re home, we want people to think we’re away. Like solicitors or uninvited guests

When we’re away we want people to think we’re home. Like robbers or vandals

  • TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip
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    14 days ago

    I’m sorry, we are currently in a superposition of being simultaneously at home and elsewhere. If you’re here to sell something, the superposition will collapse into the state of not being at home. If you’re here to rob us, we definitely are at home and ready to call the cops.