• FiskFisk33@startrek.website
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    2 months ago

    The heart beating is not a good definition of being alive in my opinion. The heart stopping temporarily doesn’t mean you died, you were just in terribly grave danger.

    If a person is defined by their heart, what does that make a heart transplant?

    utterly useless definition.

    • 0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      1 month ago

      no, we should use the heart beating as a definition. why? because then I can say I’m undead and have died twice. that’s very cool 😎 pls don’t take that away from me 🥺 :(

      • bluewing@lemm.ee
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        1 month ago

        As an old and now retired medic. My personal definition of dead was if you made into the back of my amp-a-lamps or not. If you did you weren’t dead-- you were merely having a bit of a bad day. I might have needed to do your breathing for you and I might have needed to make your heart pump blood. But until some doctor somewhere decided you weren’t worth his time and effort, you were still alive. Because I don’t haul dead people.

        So, by my definition as a trained and professional medical person, you where never dead-dead. Just someone have a bad day among many others having a bad day at that time.

  • Haus@kbin.earth
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    2 months ago

    “He’s coding! I need a red bull, cargo shorts, and quiet classic rock, stat!”

  • CameronDev@programming.dev
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    2 months ago

    To be fair, I wouldnt be that shocked to find out thats how the maintainer of some core library exists. Permanently on life support, because no one else can understand their code.

    • Dagnet@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      Basically the Emperor of Mankind, being kept alive else all of humanity as we know it is doomed.