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slaacaa@lemmy.world to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world · il y a 26 jours

Mercedes Gives Customers the One Thing They've Always Wanted: Microsoft Teams

www.motor1.com

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Mercedes Gives Customers the One Thing They've Always Wanted: Microsoft Teams

www.motor1.com

slaacaa@lemmy.world to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world · il y a 26 jours
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Just when you thought in-car technology couldn’t get any worse, Mercedes and Microsoft have teamed up to put Teams in your vehicle.
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    Dialing into the morning standup during commute:

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      Let’s be real: this is so your boss (in his MB with his MB money) can micromanage you, even on the go!

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        This is a CLA, not an E or S Class. The base CLA costs about as much as the average new car sold in the US. This is like the first promotion, I’m going to buy a car car.

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          The average new car costs about half what I spent on my house just 6 years ago…

          I don’t think you are arguing what you think you are arguing.

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    Now I’m just picturing random Benz’s satnavs crashing all over the planet. All because Teams.exe decided it needed 100% of the CPU, at maximum priority, for the next 20 minutes. Because fuck you.

    (I’m 999.9999999% sure that program is SkyNet/Genesis at this point. Because Microsoft doesn’t need to mine fuckin’ Bitcoin or anything stupid. So the fuck is it doing?)

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      Remember when Microsoft Teams disabled Emergency Calls on Google Pixel devices?

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    Can’t be forced to dial into teams meeting during commute when you ride an analog bike to work.

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    archived

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    Who cares about MB, anyway?

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    Helpful for midlife crisis decisions: “I need it for work”

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    For the working from home CEO’s

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