We’ve trained by watching undercover videos of how livestock is treated. We know what torture is. What goes around, comes around, right?

Leave the Anesthesia behind, fellas! We won’t be using it.

Surfers can get pretty wild. Watch the documentary Point Break

Try cutting a surfer off on a wave they had the inside on or crowding their local spot with tourists and see how militant things get. For real though, everyone thinks surfers are chill, but that’s skateboarders. Surfers no chill