The Witch's Curse

diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 个月前

supernicepojo@lemmy.world · 2 个月前

I cast Body Dysmorphia as a cantrip! Roll to save!

Zagorath@aussie.zone · 2 个月前

That’s definitely at least a 2nd rank spell.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 2 个月前

They took the feats

Honytawk@feddit.nl · 2 个月前

No, that is the kink shame level 1 spell

idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 2 个月前

Vicious mockery is deffo a cantrip…

Landless2029@lemmy.world · edit-2 2 个月前

Nat 20 let’s fucking go.

manny_stillwagon@mander.xyz · edit-2 2 个月前

You’re a short motherfucker and nobody likes you!

flute noises BITCH!

Everybody says, “Look how fucking short that guys is.”

And that stops you from forming meaningful relationships.

When you were born everybody thought that you were just a head

But then the doctor said, "WAIT!

This stupid, motherfucking, tiny, short-ass baby Got a tiny, little, itty-bitty body

And I hate it!"

lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works · 2 个月前

For those unaware, it’s a certified banger

Landless2029@lemmy.world · 2 个月前

ninjabard@lemmy.world · 2 个月前

LOOT THAT BODY

Landless2029@lemmy.world · 2 个月前

Oddly appropriate lyrics in this context omfg