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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago

Anon tries to impress a woman at the gym

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Anon tries to impress a woman at the gym

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago
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  • Angelusz@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    Putting on big muscles is for the boys, real girls don’t actually like it.

    • THCDenton@lemmy.world
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      I don’t know what real means anymore

      • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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        4 months ago

        In this case real means not emotionally stunted.

  • LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world
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    When I was like 10 I remember reading advice in a body building magazine that has stuck with me ever since:

    “Don’t try to pick up girls, literally or figuratively, at the gym. Women don’t feel sexy when they’re sweating unless they’re already naked.”

    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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      ask them to undress before starting the workout.

      got it.

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