Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 2 months ago

Cloudy with a chance of fire

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Cloudy with a chance of fire

www.rightmove.co.uk

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Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 2 months ago

Check out this 3 bedroom terraced house for sale on Rightmove

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3 bedroom terraced house for sale in Sleaford Road, Boston, PE21 for £100,000. Marketed by Bruce Mather Ltd, Boston

Also:

TV too high and too close
Unexpected Star Wars
The writing is on the wall for that bathroom
Guess what horrors are hiding on the hob

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Close, but somehow that’s even worse than how I’m reading it: “If I was a bubble in your bath I’d tickle your bum and make you laugh”

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