Pro-lifers when it comes to abortion and (after) birth care.
“Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you’ve got a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies-God damn it, you’ve got to be kind."
― Kurt Vonnegut
Plants do do dimorphic gametes but it’s complicated by their two-stage life cycle.
And like dandelion seeds you got a lot more chances of survival if you land on soil rather than cement.
Why would I ejaculate on cement?
Because it’s there.
The ol’ George Mallory defense.
where else would you?
i dunno, graphite molten salt nuclear reactor core?
true. That’s what I use as a backup, when I don’t want to walk all the way to my cement wanking spot
Why wouldn’t you?
Perfectly good dirt, awaiting seed deposits
weed
No need to attack a perfectly nice plant like that.
Dandelions have been a companion to humans since the beginning. Through thick and thin, they’ve followed us, supported us, and this is how we repay them.
Exactly. They’re only weeds if you want your front yard to resemble a golf course.
CLOVER KINGS REPRESENT
Yes!
We call them weeds but also eat them :D … :(
(Fairly on brand for us tbh)
Flower wingman.
every time I see the tree jizz in the air and start getting runny nose I’m always like “I hate it when the trees have sex.”
C’mon who would watch dozens of babies being fired from a cannon and not be entertained?
