I’m gonna be honest with ya; housing prices have gotten completely incompatible with my gambling addiction, pair that with streaming services having no interest in my pitch to have pre-recorded clown interludes between cartoon episodes, and you’ve got this: the only affordable place someone like me can live, the sewers.
It ain’t so bad. Years of wearing a rubber nose has sealed my nostrils shut, so I don’t mind the smell.
The roommates situation on the other hand?…
Geraldo Riviera eats a rat from the fridge
Hey! Hands off my lunch! Geraldo? Shouldn’t you be on Fox?
Geraldo: yes, but their craft services just doesn’t compare to the real thing.
I’m gonna be honest with ya; housing prices have gotten completely incompatible with my gambling addiction, pair that with streaming services having no interest in my pitch to have pre-recorded clown interludes between cartoon episodes, and you’ve got this: the only affordable place someone like me can live, the sewers.
It ain’t so bad. Years of wearing a rubber nose has sealed my nostrils shut, so I don’t mind the smell.
The roommates situation on the other hand?…
Geraldo Riviera eats a rat from the fridge
Hey! Hands off my lunch! Geraldo? Shouldn’t you be on Fox?
Geraldo: yes, but their craft services just doesn’t compare to the real thing.