• Next in line is JD “Couchfucker” Vance, which is like Trump, but with more brains (and totally onboard with project 2025); and even if you get him too, the next in line is Christofascist Mike Johnson, who would probably go the shortest route to Gilead if both his predecessors got assassinated.

    That’s more shooting luck than anyone will ever get, even if the Secret Service didn’t look too hot when Trump got shot at.