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Sundray@lemmus.org to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 12 小时前

We Are Not Fascists, and If You Call Us Fascists, We Will Arrest You

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We Are Not Fascists, and If You Call Us Fascists, We Will Arrest You

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Sundray@lemmus.org to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 12 小时前
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President Trump had another successful week of what is already the greatest presidency of all time, and yet, the woke leftist mob continues to deli...
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    If it walks like a duck, squawks like a duck…

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  • Tilgare@lemmy.world
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    Fascist regimes have classic, telltale traits, like vilifying immigrants, adopting patriotic symbolism of their nation’s glorious past, embracing a narrow definition of masculinity and family values, and striving for economic and diplomatic self-sufficiency. But just because we also do all of those things does not make us fascists.

    This is fantastic writing.

    And it’s not just calling us fascists—any defamatory language, like saying we’re “bigots,” or “scumbags,” or “walking sacks of bile who decided to make their self-loathing everyone else’s problem” should earn you a life sentence. Republicans don’t engage in that sort of behavior, and the only way to restore our country to order is to punish those who do.

    So, stop claiming that we want to deny you freedom of expression; otherwise, we’ll have no choice but to take that freedom away.

    Just outstanding. I’d send it to a MAGAt in my life if I thought there was even a chance they get it.

  • selkiesidhe@sh.itjust.works
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    That sounds pretty fascist to me…

  • CuriousRefugee@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Just because I can’t name the head of Antifa (or any other prominent member of Antifa) off the top of my head doesn’t mean they aren’t a highly coordinated terrorist organization.

    Fantastic satire

    • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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      Oh, the irony

  • njm1314@lemmy.world
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    I’m pretty sure Stephen Miller has said this verbatim

  • TuffNutzes@lemmy.world
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    Wait is this theonion or nottheonion? I’m not even sure anymore.

    • beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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      Yes. It’s non isn’t.

  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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    https://youtu.be/zvgZtdmyKlI

    Watch with subtitles if you don’t speak German

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    No onion here. They are saying shit like that.

    • s@piefed.world
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      Modern satire is just statement of facts in a direct way, probably since the news media isn’t doing that

      • MehBlah@lemmy.world
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        That isn’t satire. There is no wit, no irony and no sarcasm. Stating direct facts is simply reporting the news.

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          The media has failed its duty to report the news, allowing satire to mock them by simply saying the words the media is too weak to speak, and you say there’s no irony? The comedic fake newspaper is more legitimate than the actual news - the irony is virtually palpable.

          • MehBlah@lemmy.world
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            Too weak to speak. Too bought and paid for.

            • Signtist@bookwyr.me
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              A weakness of integrity, correct.

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    Miller just looks like someone who is angry at the whole world because he was bullied when he was a child.

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        His eyes are dead.

        • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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          Those eyes are fucking deceased is what they are.

      • CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social
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        Kinda reminds me of Vladimir Putin when he was younger

        • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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          Look up Benito Mussolini, twins.

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        Dude is 40 going on 55. Evil rots from within.

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        What a fucking loser

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      I was bullied as a child, and I’m still only mad at bullies like this CHUD

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    In 1931, an exceptionally talented young Berlin attorney named Hans Litten summoned Adolf Hitler to testify in a criminal case. In his three-hour cross-examination of the head of the Nazi party, Litten managed what precious few dared to attempt. Hitler had expected the young lawyer to be intimidated; instead, Litten aggressively and skillfully dissected him under oath, reducing the supposedly gifted orator to a stammering rage. In trapping Hitler in contradictions and exposing him as an inveterate liar, Litten also made clear the Nazis’ goal of destroying the Weimar Republic. Hitler left the witness stand rattled and humiliated, henceforth forbidding Litten’s name to be uttered in his presence.

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      Glad that young attorney got that asshole out of politics.

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    What a odd fascist thing to say

  • MisterOwl@lemmy.world
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    Fuck off, fascist.

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    So, what does the free speech absolutist say about that?

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      death to pinko scum! Protect the children! Get me kill team dispatch!

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    https://youtu.be/zvgZtdmyKlI

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