• zante@lemmy.wtfEnglish
    1·
    1 year ago

    Food guide;

    • British food is tasteless
    • French food is pretentious
    • italian food takes all afternoon
    • American food is poisonous
    • Indian food is special because it uses something called “spice” and no one else does apparently
    • asians eat rice
    • anyone east of Berlin eats either turnips or caviar

    What did I miss ?

    • PugJesus@lemmy.worldOPMEnglish
      1·
      1 year ago

      American food is poisonous

      American food is grease and sugar. Pure grease and sugar. Sometimes combined. God, I want a funnel cake right now.

      Dammit, I just realized I haven’t had a funnel cake in literal years. How sad.