I feel like Ordinary Sausage is a low hanging fruit. The man’s entire point is food crimes just above creating his own variant of Surströmming. He has given cat food sausage one of the highest scores in his channels history. He bit straight into a pure menthol sausage.

He does what we will not, not to commit crimes, but to perform science.

(Plus, if he sees this, it’ll be another mark against the lobster tail boiled in maple syrup and baked beans. We’re fighting a war here)

If your eggs 'aint brown, then get outta town.

Wow that’s terrible. Well done.

Meh, it sounds shocking but it’s just a shitty crepe.

I did not realize Plinkett starting making cooking videos