Justas🇱🇹@sh.itjust.works to Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 年前Muh pea sandwich (OC)sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square23linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageMuh pea sandwich (OC)sh.itjust.worksJustas🇱🇹@sh.itjust.works to Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 年前message-square23linkfedilink
minus-squareSmuuthbrane@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 年前Ok, but what’s underneath the peas? Mozzarella, brie, Camembert, fondant, cream cheese, Duncan Heinz frosting? We need to know how big a crime this truly is.
minus-squarelettruthout@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 年前Yeah, what’s the offense here? I regularly have avocado/pea sandwiches - they’re really good.
minus-squareTikiporch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 年前How would she know what kind of sandwich they eat?
minus-squareJustas🇱🇹@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 年前I eat the sandwich, my wife sees and disapproves.
minus-squareSmuuthbrane@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 年前It’s almost a butter sandwich flavoured with peas!
minus-squareByteOnBikes@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 年前Why does the butter look like a solid slice of cheese? Did you cut it thinly?
minus-squareJustas🇱🇹@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 年前Yes, I do that when it’s too frozen to spread it properly.
minus-squareJ_on_Lemmy@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 年前How much butter do you go through a week lmao
minus-squareJustas🇱🇹@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 年前about 200 g but that includes cooking with it.
Ok, but what’s underneath the peas? Mozzarella, brie, Camembert, fondant, cream cheese, Duncan Heinz frosting? We need to know how big a crime this truly is.
Yeah, what’s the offense here? I regularly have avocado/pea sandwiches - they’re really good.
My wife disagrees.
How would she know what kind of sandwich they eat?
I eat the sandwich, my wife sees and disapproves.
Just normal butter.
That is a lot of butter!
It’s almost a butter sandwich flavoured with peas!
Why does the butter look like a solid slice of cheese?
Did you cut it thinly?
Yes, I do that when it’s too frozen to spread it properly.
How much butter do you go through a week lmao
about 200 g but that includes cooking with it.