Ernest Hemingway has got nothing on “has hair. Give milk. Not mammal”
If you see here we have the mammal known as a coconut:
Incorrect. It’s a hairy milk carton.
Diogenes: “Behold, a hamster!” holds up coconut
You know what? I’m convinced. Flawless logic.
Hmmm, very mammilian…
Migrates…
It’s missing from the official list, though 🤔
I don’t need a machete to milk a cow
… I’ll have to apologize to a lot of cows
I’m guessing you also enjoy your whipped cream …
i mean it certainly makes it more expedient
The re-milk value is much lower that way
It’s also harder to keep the blood separated from the milk.
Reminds me of a terrible factoid I read a long time ago … they feed young calves they raise for veal a steady diet of cow’s milk mixed with liquefied rendered cow blood and other bio fluids.
We might not have the matrix or dystopian futures yet … but we sure are on our way to building one.
Speak for yourself.
Oh?
live birth?
Not necessarily (platypus).
Biggest differentiator between the coconut and the hamster is the obvious lack of nipples.
What also floats in water?
Wood!
Cherries!
Former member of Atomic Kitten and Sugababes Heidi Range!
a duck!
Warm… blood?
breathes in oxygen
breathes out carbon dioxide
?
Chews food?
I’m confused if this is in support of coconuts being mammals as plants are living. Or you aren’t aware that plants are alive.
Do coconuts hatch out of eggs, or are they birthed directly from the parent?
I… don’t know.
Seeds are equivalent to eggs
Do coconuts come from seeds?
Coconuts are seeds
Are seeds birthed, or do they come from seeds?
Seeds come from RNGesus.
Of course not, they’re marsupials
Don’t platypuses lay eggs? Also, mammals aren’t the only animals to give live birth.
Every time we try to draw a reasonable classification the platypus is just there, mocking and judging us.
That’s literally its raison d’être, though, so you can’t really blame it any more than you can blame a mountain for being tall 🤷
He’s a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action. He’s a furry little flatfoot, who’ll never flinch from a fray. He’s got more than just mad skill, he’s got a beaver tail and a bill. And the women swoon whenever they hear him say “GRGRGRGRGRGRGR”
I am convinced
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