andros_rex@lemmy.world to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 months agoThis gay tortoise is older than the word “homosexual”lemmy.worldimagemessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1imageThis gay tortoise is older than the word “homosexual”lemmy.worldandros_rex@lemmy.world to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square9linkfedilink
minus-squaredream_weasel@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-22 months agoThat’s probably true. But like, by weight? Surface area? Gay actions per hour vs tortoise actions per hour? Hard to nail down.
minus-squareJerkface (any/all)@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoBy the degree his life would change were that aspect of him to change.
minus-squaredream_weasel@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoAh yep. His life would be significantly more different if he stopped being a tortoise.
minus-squareJerkface (any/all)@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoHonestly, it’s debatable whether a blind tortoise with no sense of smell is expressing homosexuality just because they seek sexual gratification with an object that happens to be male. He might also fuck rocks.
That’s probably true. But like, by weight? Surface area? Gay actions per hour vs tortoise actions per hour?
Hard to nail down.
By the degree his life would change were that aspect of him to change.
Ah yep. His life would be significantly more different if he stopped being a tortoise.
Honestly, it’s debatable whether a blind tortoise with no sense of smell is expressing homosexuality just because they seek sexual gratification with an object that happens to be male. He might also fuck rocks.