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TehBamski@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

Phone Use

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Phone Use

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TehBamski@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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    I always thought this insult was so weird, who the hell would like to sleep with my mother?

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      Your father, at least once!

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        *biological father

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        Well, maybe

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          Maybe he’d had one too many pilsners?

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      It’s not about how hot your mom is, but about the message of dominance.

      I fucked your mom, aka your (usually) most beloved direct relative who has given birth to you and cared for you all your life. That woman is bouncing on my dick every night and loves it before she gets up and makes you lunch for school. And your father the fucking loser - and second primary caregiver who has taught you how to play soccer and to swim and to make cringe worthy dad jokes - is too much of a cuck to do anything about it.

      Like, the ultimate ragebait.

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        Yeah I know the theory behind it, but it’s like I fucked your father would be more dominating right? Or I fucked your wife. But no, an old mom 😋

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        deleted by creator

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Hmmm… Does *69 still work on modern smartphones? 🤔

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    Redial? What is this, 1992?

    The meme could also say to hit *69 which would imply that the mother was the last one to call him.

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    I’d would have gone with;
    Just hit “pound one or pound two”. Either works for her.

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