(sorry for the Daily Mail link).
If he stole all of the right shoes, that means everything’s left.
And if everything’s left, did he take anything?He seems like an all right guy
If the shoe don’t fit you must acquit.
There’s plenty left: all the wrong ones.
Seems pretty sinister of him…
I dunno, I have 2 left feet so win win for me.
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You looking for a job as his attorney?
Prosecutors hate this one weird trick!
To be fair, stealing all the right sided shoes from a shoe store just to irritate Barry Allen is absolutely something Thawne would come up with.
This sounds like leftist propaganda.
also could be the plot of a Phineas and Ferb episode.
BEHOLD, MY RIGHT FOOT SHOE STEAL INATOR
Bet the store owner was hopping mad.
There must be something wrong with this man’s sole.
That joke was already made in the article.
I didn’t read it as it’s the Daily Heil.
There’s an article?
INTERNATIONAL CRIME RING AFOOT!?
Afoot!
I wish that I could say that it isn’t right, but…
In fact, it seems it was all right
All that was left was left.
If you only take what is right then you will never be wrong.
In B4 someone blames the Left
He’s all right, I guess
He must’ve been desperate, he’s got nothing left
If it’s wrong to take the right shoes, then would it be it right to take the left shoes?
It would be right to take the wrong shoes.
three wrongs don’t make a right. but three lefts do
He seems all right to me.
This guy.
He’s too far into the far-right spectrum!
I can appreciate this kind of mayhem.
What are you gonna do, chase him? With only your left shoe?? This guy’s smart
A righteous man, I see.
….why? Was it just the display shoe or something?
There’s an old myth about a shipment of playing cards. The guy buys a whole container of playing cards, but removes the same card from all packs. The shipment is confiscated and later sold for almost nothing because the packs are all incomplete. He then buys the shipment and restores the packs. All this was cheaper than paying import duties.
Maybe this guy is playing a long game.
I wondered too and bravely ventured onto the dailymail website when the comments left me hanging. Your hunch was right, the only this i can add is that he walked out
seemingly unaware that they were not matching pairs
