🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 9 days agoAnon wants thissh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square26linkfedilinkarrow-up1833arrow-down12
arrow-up1831arrow-down1imageAnon wants thissh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 9 days agomessage-square26linkfedilink
minus-squareBut_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·8 days agoSure, Viking love looks appealing, until your husband starts bringing home sex slaves and teaching your children how to raid England.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·7 days agoMFW people keep trying to romanticize the Viking lifestyle Our culture is not a costume.
minus-squareBut_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 days agoI need more of this show
minus-squareForeverComical@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up13·8 days agoThe being taught to raid England part seems lit.
minus-squareAcinonyx@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·7 days agosince I’d be the husband in this scenario, I don’t see what’s wrong with it
minus-squareLH0ezVT@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·7 days agoAlso, I think I would be an equal-opportunity viking raider. My wife would get some English sex slaves of her own for our anniversary.
minus-squareNatanael@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up5·7 days agoIt wasn’t even unusual with female vikings.
minus-squareKlear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-27 days agoTake her raiding! Make her your viqueen.
minus-squareAcinonyx@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down3·edit-27 days agoif you’re doing this you’re just cucking yourself
minus-squareLH0ezVT@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-27 days ago And? If you’re not torturing English villagers together with your wife during the winter, is it even a viking marriage?
minus-squareAcinonyx@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 days agoI’ve never said anything against torturing english villagers
minus-squareFarmTaco@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-27 days agoyou know what they say; the couple who pillages together, stays together.
minus-squareVanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 days agoIt’s an open relationship, fundie.
Sure, Viking love looks appealing, until your husband starts bringing home sex slaves and teaching your children how to raid England.
MFW people keep trying to romanticize the Viking lifestyle
Our culture is not a costume.
I need more of this show
The being taught to raid England part seems lit.
since I’d be the husband in this scenario, I don’t see what’s wrong with it
Also, I think I would be an equal-opportunity viking raider. My wife would get some English sex slaves of her own for our anniversary.
It wasn’t even unusual with female vikings.
Take her raiding! Make her your viqueen.
god i love sex
if you’re doing this you’re just cucking yourself
I’ve never said anything against torturing english villagers
you know what they say; the couple who pillages together, stays together.
It’s an open relationship, fundie.