• Redacted@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    4 months ago

    Pasta 19:1: The heavens declare the glory of spaghetti; the skies proclaim the work of His noodly appendages.

    • teft@lemmy.world
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      4 months ago

      Oh Great Glob

      Send forth your wriggly, jiggly, noodly appendages for your touch does inspire much Globliness

      For Cleaniness is closer to Globliness

      • Redacted@lemmy.worldEnglish
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        4 months ago

        Our Father, who art in saucepans,

        hallowed be thy name;

        thy spaghetti come;

        thy will be done;

        on earth as it is in New Jersey.

        Give us this day our garlic bread.

        And forgive us our passatas,

        as we forgive those who masala against us.

        And lead us not into rice tasting;

        but deliver us from weevils.

        For thine is the pasta,

        the meatballs, and the gravy

        for ever and ever.

        Ramen.