technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Fuck AI@lemmy.world · 4 days agoTypes of development but more realisticsopuli.xyzimagemessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up1146arrow-down11cross-posted to: programmer_humor@programming.dev
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minus-squareShirasho@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·4 days agoAll of the companies I have worked for see the first one and go “yup, that is agile and the car is MVP”.
minus-squareoo1@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoWe do that but also: decide we cant afford 20k for a waterfall car buy an off the shelf skateboard, that has a 10k per year oracle subscription saw it in two glue on a broom handle so it at least looks like the scooter in agile step 2. mark the project as done. Then spend 15k fudging the ‘benefits realisation’ to make it look like a the users were really happy with car that only had two wheels and no engine.
All of the companies I have worked for see the first one and go “yup, that is agile and the car is MVP”.
We do that but also:
Then spend 15k fudging the ‘benefits realisation’ to make it look like a the users were really happy with car that only had two wheels and no engine.