I think the CEOs are playing a game of pass the buck. They only need the current quarter or year to match their predicted profits (line goes up). So they do more and more damage each quarter until the scheme collapses. Then they golden parachute out and a new CEO starts their game (often by firing as many people as possible).

Who?

You dragged the link from the web page to the desktop?

Like the alcohol scene in Constantine

Doesn’t need a lid, built in gravity generator.

“Every day is a gift. We could literally die at any moment. So it’s incredibly important to doom scroll as much as possible.” -my dumb brain

If you have a couple of favorite go-to windows, you could just put sensors on them and eat the delta cost in efficiency.

Why do it like that?

The reason I need my 96GB of RAM

I’d love to see some of the older comics also posted here

Reminds me of the OK Go video

Yep. Gotta make the bus faster than cars with bus only lanes.

Accurate portrayal of a cat