I didn’t ask to be a hero… I just looked out the window and saw people smiling at their own lives. This is America! I’ve declared people to be lesser. I’m humble so I won’t call myself a hero or God. But I’m something right! Look at how white my skin is

It’s socialism to suggest otherwise!

In fact I’m approaching the department of transportation to demand explanation for the waste of having this switch at all!

Yeah. And the amount of times I’ve bought pads or yeast infection creams… I’ve never bought a bra because I always assumed that something you need to try on but Ive bought underwear.

Is crazy to me how we shame men who are to embarrassed to buy things in those aisles but if it’s a woman who you feel should be called man… It’s nonsense.

Changing tracks might slow down some people’s commute to work by a few seconds… We can’t have that.

I mean in order to sue musk you’d need a pretty strong legal team and a massive fan base for support. Probably a security company to protect you.

I haven’t heard of this swift fellow but I hope they have all that. /S

Jokes aside I can’t wait to hear that song.

I mean … It’s not because they are short … Have you met short people? They are little demons.

Well burn that bridge when we come to it

"MIND-YOUR-OWN- BUSINESS MAN!!!

COP: he plans to rob six banks in 36 hours. We know his list but not the plan-

Mind your own business man : and they’re all insured? By the FDIC?

Cop: it’s a crime sir

Myobm: yeah … Three of these got bailouts in the housing market chrisis and the other three forgiven loans in COVID… All more than what’s about to be stolen …

Cop: doctor theft plans-

Myobm: doctor serves them damn right if you ask me. I’m sitting this out. Not my problems.

I’m sorry. I personally wish I was dead but am not actively suicidal. I get family and friends calling on me over stress comments and have to explain the difference between “it would be easier” and “I’m going to” way too often. Back to back baker acts don’t help my mood.

People don’t always understand the difference between ignore-help-and make shit more difficult. It’s complicated

I was a dollar tree store manager and took different route

“Sir! Sir, you have beautiful eyes don’t risk that. Let it go”

Do you want a BioShock?!!! Because this is how you get a BioShock. Put the slug back and forget about it.

And you don’t need alligators to make a swamp. Not relevant to the question I asked.

I’d talk about taffy if we’re lucky enough to have it. We chewed rubber across the street from the taffy store hoping to catch a wiff of the taffy. If the wind was right you’d almost smell it over the horse manure we had to carry back and forth.

But you’ve said you’ve grown have you? Let me put my glasses on and take a look at ya. How old you get up to now? 17? When I was your age I was 24 and had to hide from the draft but I know you do the best you can and I don’t hold it against you. Life is softer now a days, you grew up with all your toes I see. We used to have to write our names on our toes in case they got stolen police weren’t now damn good barely got half of them back . … you’re a good boy tho lad. Strapping. Like your Father before he got sloppy and stumbled into all that doctor brain pull crap. Pills making people happy now. If I wanted haUppy I had to go to war and get an arm blown off and you don’t see me complaining.

Run along now son and tell your mother I need another rooted beer and make it a good one this time. Damn lazy kids. My father never ask twice a day in his life. He asked once then he kill ya and replace ya with a kid that minded better and they call that abuse now. That’s why nothing ever gets done anymore with the construction down the road. Six weeks for pavement and they call it progress. Their lucky. They don’t even… They don’t … damn kids.and their play tubes… Snoring … We stood in line for our kidneys… Snoring. We drank the lead because it was cleaner than the water snoring ya think you have blue… We had real blue back then not this pansy ass… Snoring and they think they’ll send it mars. Good luck with that I’d say if they were worth a damn to listen… HEY DONT CHANGE THE CHANNEL IM STILL WATCHING THAT! damn remotes and they wonder why we have diabetes… Snoring

Dollar tree ordered me to attend meeting to encourage my employees to sell more candy bars… Also they sent a 40 shelf shipment to replace my one missing shelf and told me to put the other 39 in the trash.

Let’s go back to whatever crazy nonsense brought this off because it’s less depressing than capitalism.

Back in my day you used to be able to buy twelve horseshoe crabs for a nickel… Of course that was before the war… Back then id swear at least two and a half teenth of my crew where horse shew crab but who you going to tell ? Tattling wouldn’t be invented for another 2 score years up in Kentucky you had to wait another 6!

But it’s was easier and I miss those days. If you could dodge the knowledge toads you were already 12 up on these Irish but we can’t say that anymore can we? No sir…now we got to give everything to the freckled folk and act like that’s the way it’s meant to be but it’s not. It wasn’t a thing until the battle of leaky hill… But we lost and I had to accept that to get tomatoes down at the Paul’s service at a decent price. Don’t even get me started about the tomatoes. You never damn believe it.

Sorry I’m going to be a grandfather soon so I’m practicing

Explain what you mean in 6 paragraphs please

That’s a fair and arguable point out were the cultures target with the intent… You know what I hate arguing this point. It’s complicated. Don’t make me argue slavery isn’t genocide please… I don’t… Want to have to defend that argument…

Not because I feel Im wrong it’s just not how I want to spend my day off

It’s like explaining “the victim turned 18 at 12:04 so it’s not technically pedophilie and depending on what you consider death to be it might not be necrophilia either”

I’m not saying I’m wrong I’m just saying I don’t want to argue that technicality in my day off

I can explain that but I have to use the only thing available to illustrate.

So imagine my left testicle here formed before this penis in the middle… And yes it is technically a penis despite the small size, and this testicle-

I got to ask all the Internet tho… Which is better?!

The concept of north?

Or sharks?

Fair point. I’ll even offer you my main… Question… The slave owners did purposely erase culture and family bonds from the slaves in america… But they weren’t trying to erase their culture from Africa.

So at first I leen to not technically a genocide but the amounts of people and the purposefully planned way we specifically destroyed their past … Is that genocide? It was purposely done and wide spread… Hundreds of thousands of people… . But only erasing it from them not the world… Is that genocide it was documented as essential for slavery, to break apart all culture and loyalty in slaves and erase their identity entirely… In America… Not their home in Africa. It’s why “African American” is a group but "African British " isn’t. They purposely had their culture removed from them so their culture group is now basically former slaves.

Is that genocide? I’m not smart enough to say but I see enough to ask l.