There’s no way Trump knows a single thing about pop culture more recent than The Black and White Minstrel Show.

I reckon, if it’s not just a fabrication, which is also likely, that the coherent ones like this are written by Stephen Miller.

Ah, but what about Sky Crimes!

He’s hoping it’ll distract us all from his crimes. It seems to be working.

Pigeon chess.

Can we go back to talking about their crimes, please?

All I want to do is get in, do my job, and go home, which is where I really want to be. I like my coworkers well enough, but I’m not interested in socialising with them in or outside of work.

No it wouldn’t. :)

“I’ll care about the company if you make me a shareholder, until then, not my problem.”

I honestly kind of enjoy nerdish pedantic nit-picking over the most inconsequential things, really. It’s better than a lot of other hobbies. I’m still gonna poke fun sometimes, probably. Kudos for the word ‘thrice’ as well. Whenever I read that word I imagine extra emphasis and an index finger thrust skywards.

It’s a joke, Joyce.