|'m guessing it’s to spur engagement.

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There’s a Poundtown Burgers in Syracuse

Pineapple. It’s not just for pizza anymore.

Cake, pizza, chocolate, burgers, ice cream, candy, hot chocolate, soda, pancakes, omelets, chicken, s’mores, salads, peanut butter, rice, sandwiches, and many more things I can’t think of right now.

I love it when the billionaires turn against each other. It confuses MAGA.

If you want some light horror reading, check out /r/teachers.

I just got up and this is probably the funniest thing I’ll see all day.

Seems like a smart move on their part.

First thought: “Who would buy this?”

Followed by the immediate realization that there is a certain subsection of our society who would definitely buy this. Sure, they’d lowball the offer, then try to get free delivery, but they want the couch.

It’s a tiny boat, the actual aid they could give is very small. This was always about media attention. Of course, they were going to get captured, that was the plan.

When people say, “I don’t use drugs”, almost never do they include alcohol in that. Alcohol, which is a drug, is always referred to separately, in large part because it’s a beverage. Most people, if asked, will agree that alcohol is a drug, but it’s not really categorized as one in their mind on a day-to-day basis. No one has a glass of wine at lunch and thinks, “I’m doing drugs now.” But, if alcohol as a liquid simply didn’t exist, but exactly the same effect could be had in pill form, I don’t think people would be taking a pill with their dinner, and washing it down with water.

Every 100 years, I guess. We gotta go through all the shit every 100 years.

Most of us know what two liters of carbonated sugar water looks like.

That’s the stupidest combination I’ve ever heard in my life! That’s the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

As an old man, I’ll say that getting older is better than the alternative. But, given the choice, I wouldn’t get older at all.

Dick is enjoying life, he’s not enjoying being old.

I didn’t know this, but I’m not shocked, or even a little bit surprised.