I like AOC a lot but she’s not my unequivocal blueprint on how to be.

Don’t insult girls.

Yep, set your name to whatever you want and we’ll just vibe off of that.

I mean it as a term of endearment, I associate a positive feeling with the word “smorty.”

The Chad account is a parody

I absolutely am

I feel smorter already

That is actually so good

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Hogg them all.

Over the weekend I saw an incredible display of the blue Ghost Firefly right up in my face while camping in Pisgah. What a thing. I have been reforming my entire yard to facilitate insects. This year I did have a significant amount of fireflies compared to years past. Things can change and get better. They might not, but we might as well try for good.

Yes. Less but yes.

That’s me.

Slop detected

It’s AI generated and absolutely hilarious.