I have a favourite kitchen knife, so it’s plausible

“Cop season” “protester season”

The biggest national security threats are Trump, the Heritage Foundation, MAGA, and Musk

I got drunk eating rum Popsicles and joked “how can I be drunk if I didn’t drink it”

That’s what I’ve theorized for a long time. One of the reasons alcohol is more popular than other drugs is how easy it is to take, that and the fact that it is legal.

Because they’re revoking legal status from legal immigrants and arresting legal immigrants and its only a matter of time til they deport citizens too

Did Trump break up with his boyfriend at the start of pride month?

You doubt mistakes were made in filming Schindler’s List?