I’m thinking it’s just a matter of time…

I’d have thought it would be obvious - no guy would make another guy smooth down there.

Sounds funnier than the latter series of Friends :)

Oh I don’t know.

If you eat someone’s brains you get a snack as well as a memory.

I don’t ever remember my school having a science fair. (From the UK).

Not once. I’ve seen enough on TV shows to get the idea but… yeah. We have a very different approach to education. No science fairs, and I am pretty sure no job fairs either? We occasionally had people come in to talk to us (Fire Brigade, two Soldiers, two nurses) but I think that was more about the teachers just wanting a morning off from teaching than thinking we should do a specific job. And no “bring your parent to school” day or “what does your parent do” day.

The UK is very different to the US I am guessing?

Atari 2600 ET?

Yeah. Not the best game ever made :)

Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!!

Elite was the first “proper” video game I played on a computer. Before that it was all games in the arcade, and on the Atari 2600.

Also (from a certain point of view) the first RPG I played (excluding D&D obviously – I’m not an animal!).

Civ 1. So many happy memories.

• Elite (Spectrum),
• Gauntlet (arcade then Spectrum),
• Dragon’s Lair (arcade),
• Star Wars (arcade),
• The Hobbit (Spectrum)

with a bonus mention for “The Empire Strikes Back” on Atari 2600.

So yeah – all these games people played as “teenagers” are games I started playing last year, relatively speaking :)

You really aren’t.

The first one on my list was a game in the arcade, then a game on the Atari 2600 :)

One is the source of all evil, badness, vileness and darkness in the world. The place where demons dwell, where the wild things are, where people whose souls have been ripped out and feasted upon and who are now empty shells go to spend their last miserable hours of existence in this world.

The other one is Ao3.

Yuh-huh

Yeah — sorry.

For some reason I read the word “boots” as “bots”

I really have no excuse or explanation, other than being a dick.

Again – sorry.

I am definitely not a bot.

I am definitely a human being.

I promise.

Cross my CPU and hope not to terminate my process.