Brave Little Hitachi Wand

Don’t… Please don’t say it like that. We already had the stupidest sounding generation name.

I guess the devil shits on the biggest pile.

You paid that much for a watch that looks like you steal from your grandad?

Seeing my kid actually eat the crust of bread I baked. Not to brag, but it was passable bread

Damn it she’s asleep I’ll have to show her this one later. Hmm. “Hey babe, check it out they made a statue of you…”

Edit: she said “Oh, I’m white?”