Every time I see these posts, I feel as though you folks haven’t been taking good care of yourselves and that makes me a bit sad. You’re some of the most tolerable people on the internet! And that’s genuinely high praise.

I saw it first!

It kinda sucks for them that their name is associated with dystopic rape, murder, and slavery, nowadays.

I hear they might be offering mad max skins pretty soon

I’d only heard about Gaiman on tumblr, and they’re fairly socially conscious over there. Frankly, I’d be surprised if he had any staying power with the crowd that previously endorsed him.

“Sexually assault your fans” wouldn’t sit well with anyone, whereas “women aren’t real women” comes out of left field.

Really wish this sort of regret were more common. Approval ratings are holding steady

Unplug it, you techbro-adjacent dumb bitch

Certificate

“Bro, why do you have a number stapled to your wall?”

Don’t do that to yourself. Don’t go to that godforsaken place.

That’s a great idea! I always forget that Lemmy spoilers are unlike Reddit’s, where it’s an obtrusive sea of black. Thank you!

But in this case, it feels appropriate to make this opt-in. I couldn’t imagine how mortified I’d be if I suddenly blasted meatspin from my phone speakers in the wrong place, and putting that evil on someone feels deeply wrong.

Like, I can put novels of smut out there without worry as it offers it’s own plausible deniability. Passing glances lead to misreading “cummy grippers,” but meatspin is several bridges too far.

I got one of them “do it yourself” kits right down here

You shouldn’t, it’s a well endowed man’s penis revolving in a circle to the tune of “you spin me right round” while sex grunting plays randomly in the background, until a giant robot floats into frame with the help of a set of helicopters fighting their way through a torrent of rain before they drop their payload and it does battle with a kaiju in the ocean, and I’m still a fan of pacific rim because you can feel the weight behind every twitch of the monolithic titans that own your attention for the next hour and a half, but I could be convinced that someone else has done it better

Yeah, I probably did go a bit too far with that one. Here’s a gif of rabbits eating raspberries as recompense

The safe word is Raspberry. And yes, that is a threat.

No one here knows l’m a disgusting pervert… and I’m looking to change that.

Anyone care to offer story time on this one? I’m unfamiliar with the tale of the ancient fishman.

Lmao, the glass alone would probably go for over 100. Good call

Out of curiosity, how much did it cost? I’m curious about whether they even understand how to price their scam

Anyone have that gif of a boom operator feeding the man in a porno, and the woman looks up and opens her mouth in shock?

Edit: found it

https://ifunny.co/video/TIQ4P7at6

Only had one Toshiba, and it was put together poorly. Thermal paste was improperly applied and it would simply shut down within 30 minutes. It’s hard to find a faultless brand, but cheap hp laptops are rarely worth the money.