I wouldn’t be surprised if said uncle asked to be made into a guitar or something.

That has to take actual years. I am impressed and concerned.

It’s like you said something completely different. It’s fucking wild!

Oooh that hits.

I went to a doctor for a refill on ear infection medication. That’s right a REFILL, for something that had been previously diagnosed by another doctor. I told him this, so many fucking times.

Nope. I had Covid.

“Sir, I just need a refill.”

He just screamed at me, in broken English. “NO, YOU HAVE COVID. GO!”

I did not have Covid. I didn’t even have a cough, a sneeze, or anything. My ear was in pain, and I couldn’t hear hardly at all… and yah know… it was fucking bleeding.

I did not get the medication he prescribed me. I got ear drops from behind the counter and took allergy meds and then hopped for the best.

Brother, you didn’t even have to examine me. I told you what was wrong. You could’ve gone home early!

Yes. And actually often reverse themselves over time as it heals, so make sure to go to your checkups to make sure you’re still shooting blanks.