OPEC.

Yeah where the hell is the cheese? How could I, a lactose intolerant; eat a sandwich without the most lactose-dense food in existence?

For 99% of piracy cases if piracy wasn’t an option people would simply not get the product.

I cast “when you go to work/school tomorrow your boss/teacher will have everyone check each other’s browser history as office/class team-building exercise.”

Imagine they just crack it.

Now for applied mathematics on the other hand…

If it doesn’t matter anyway in the end then why not make it better for now?

Small stuff like “not comitting a genocide” won’t impact anyone after humanity declines so we might as well not commit genocide, no? Same for climate change.

Sure you may not want to do it but why insult people who want and enjoy doing it. Especially if you truly believe their actions don’t change anything.

The idea of this mediveal fantasy world with dragons and sorcery casually having Italians is geniuenly funny.

“But what about the American dream?”

“It’s a propreitery time-measurement standard”

Your party is an eldritch horror.

“Be careful what you wish for”

Physicist philosopher vs mathmatician theologist.

Oh I didn’t see the text on top.

When I walk around in my uni people openly talk about using chatgpt to pass their classes. When I ask for help on some lecture groupchat first 4 answers are “I just used chatgpt.”

They gave me a whole speech about how they take academic dishonesty so seriously at the beginning but I am honestly just disappointed now. Even using solution manuals make you considered a “good student”

I think you are talking with a chatbot…

Horny.

I am working at an Amazon company’s warehouse that specifically stores food items.

The amount of shit we throw in trash just because “packaging is slightly off” makes me angry and just one day of bad management spoils enough food to feed entire family.

There is no air conditioning or fridge. It’s summer in Texas so if we delay a single day, half the items go bad. There are dairy products here. (And people in border of heatstroke but that’s another topic.)

Anyone got a jar of lead I can borrow?

“Yo dude checkout my secret rock spot, it’s 13 kilometers over there”

Why is openbsd the referee?