Put it in that ridiculous T-shirt font and grift away

I was honestly disappointed we didn’t get Spaceballs: The Sequel

I remember a fence with the slats in both sides and the posts in the middle from a childhood home. I think people just started being cheap smh

I’ve had egg and pineapple but not on the same burger. I’m really not sure how I’d like the taste but there’s something aesthetically pleasing about the egg yolk and pineapple ring fitting together.

I did an evil playthrough of KOTOR where I did all the normal stuff but kept choosing the dialogue options for “give me money” to rack up the dark side points.

Back in 80’s an older relative in the military was going to be charged $400 for a missing screwdriver unless he found it. So he went down to a local hardware store and found the screwdriver for $4.

I’m sure the numbers were embellished, but I don’t imagine by much.

I don’t call myself a man, but your wife still calls me to fuck

Legendary 🫡

I can only imagine his medical team is made up of various mad scientist types as any decent healthcare professional should be refusing to treat him. Do no harm. ✌️😉

I can assure you squirt and piss taste entirely different.