Thank you lol

cheers

Having POTS be like

Two my my sister’s friends are Marines that were deployed to LA. They’re very upset over it

I’ll have my sister send this to them. Thank you so much.

Two of my sister’s close friends are Marines and just happened to be training in California when all this started. They got sent to LA and are very upset about it. These kids only joined the military to get their education paid for. They’re only 22.

My cat likes to interrupty work calls by meowing straight into my mic. She does it every opportunity she gets and people LOVE it.

People are surprised that I’m really good with horses. I’m a very short, timid person, but I can handle the huge animals with ease.

My one cat is really aggressive at the vet. So much so, that she has a big ol caution note on her chart. She’s due for some shots this year and I plan on getting her one of these things

I’m getting a hysterectomy next month and I’m pumped. Having a uterus is the fucking worst.

My little sister’s voicemail says something along the lines of , “Hi, I’m either sleeping or playing video games. Leave a message and maybe I’ll call back”

Going to a peaceful, permitted, protest next weekend and I totally expect cops to show up. Especially because we are protesting against the president himself lmao.

How do you get strawberry plants to produce so much?? My plant has produced a total of 15 strawberries over the course of 3 years. I want a harvest like yours. Maybe I need to get more plants?

My characters almost always gain 90% of their trauma from the adventure itself.

I was friends with a young raccoon that was being rehabbed by a family friend. The lil dude was already imprinted on people so he couldn’t be released into the wild. He and I could match each other’s energy and we’d get into so much trouble together. Then he grew up and got fat and lazy. I was very disappointed because he was no longer an agent of chaos and I was.

Waterfall braids are my fave now that I know how to do them! I will make sure to give her a treat for you!

I haven’t gone kayaking in years. My stepfather, who I used to go kayaking with, hurt his back and can’t kayak anymore. I’ve yet to find a new kayaking partner. :(