Guess you need to give up your house to some random people, since your ancestors weren’t born here two thousand years ago.

You know, since that’s what establishes who belongs where. Now GTFO.

The ICD list has some insane stuff.

Y36511D: War operations involving direct blast effect of nuclear weapon, civilian, subsequent encounter

What does “opportunistic shitheel with a side of bacon” smell like?

You could try getting a little screwdriver between the cylinder and the walls of the snout? It may be that relieving the suction will facilitate it’s removal.

Then put some balls in it, that’s what belongs there.

Give me a box truck, a padlock, and a dozen donuts and I’ll have him in 24 hours.