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Cake day: October 19th, 2023

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  • And for those who don’t: Plato, a Greek philosopher, was putatively asked by a student while teaching at the Academy what the definition of a man (human) was. Plato responded that a man is a “featherless biped”.

    Diogenes, another Greek philosopher and infamous quick-wit, caught wind of this and thought that was the dumbest thing ever, so he gate-crashed one of Plato’s lectures and pulled out a chicken which had all of its feathers plucked out and said “Behold, a man!”.





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    Right-wing voters: [Conservative politician] will not do [bad thing], quit fear-mongering

    Conservative politician (newly-elected): As part of our agenda, we will do [bad thing]

    Left-wing voters: See! They will do [bad thing]!

    Right-wing voters: No, they will not actually do [bad thing], it’s just banter

    Conservative politician (having done [bad thing]): I am pleased to announce we have just done [bad thing]

    Left-wing voters: See! They just did [bad thing]!

    Right-wing voters: [Bad thing] is good, actually

    (2 years after [bad thing] was done)

    Right-wing voters: It’s [other party]'s fault that [bad thing] happened, I need to vote for [conservative politician] so that they can fix [problem caused by bad thing].