I love AliExpress but no way in hell will I buy anything there that goes on my body, my food or my water.

Yeah I mean they just eat off the land, which for them involves hunting the Amazon. They had monkey too, which I politely skipped.

Nice! I got to eat one of those once when staying with a native family in the Bolivian Amazon. It was quite nice.

It really depends on how they went. Sudden implosion of the hull, quick and easy.

Floating around for days until your air runs out, wondering if someone will find you… Not so much.