Now imagine how fucking sad it would be if he had accidentally put a blank paper in there, thrown out the heartwarming and touching letter he’d written to his kid with all the feelings he never could express otherwise and died thinking his kid would at least find some comfort in those words.

That’s a pretty creative way of handling proprietary PDF stuff. Especially since Adobe is shit at editing them

Yeah, she told me that you were so embarrassingly bad in bed that she had this built out of frustration. She’s quite satisfied.

So your old person trait is really that “wife stay at home with the kids” should be the norm?