This also works for male friends too. Make it a brag.

Tell folks that your homie right here got the best pump game and easily the tastiest penis.

Don’t knock it until you tried it.

And by try it, I mean try picking it up and throwing it in the trash.

Was this intentional? Like Kurt was given bad lines to say bad-ass-like and only realized?

Or was he given this joke that he delivered with perfection?

Kurt Angle has great showsmanship and I can see him doing both!

Movement… increases speed… that sounds right!

We need some Instagramreality on this.