Don’t worry! Once the newly poured concrete has cured, they’re going to cover it in gold tin foil and it’ll be fabulous.

I asked 32,000 homeless veterans about how they felt about this, and they all were super-psyched!

What the fuck is that noise?!?

Oh, it’s just Stephen Miller squealing with joy.

The only place more dangerous to be than between an ICE agent and his quota is between a demagogue and a TV camera.

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?

Pretty insulting to human shit. Not sure what it did to deserve that.

ominous music plays in the background

Scoot over and make room for me in that boat.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/rachelsandler/2019/10/04/the-sacklers-made-12-to-13-billion-in-profit-from-oxycontin-maker-purdue-pharma-new-report-says/

So they end up with a tidy 5-6 billion in profit? Cost of doing business, right?

Fuck these people, fuck this system.

Everything and everyone that Trump touches turns to gold!

Wait, not gold. Oh yeah, I remember now. Shit.

Everything and everyone Trump touches turns to shit.

“The more you hate me… the more any of them hate me… the stronger I become”.

–Emperor Trump, probably

Is it, though?

Then I would finally believe that AI is a real thing.

Got a machine web

It’s better than the rest

Green to Red

Machine web

That’s what her puppy said, too.

This was 2017, it was a kinder, gentler time.

If you hate that, you’ll claw your eyes out when you see him lying on the floor with Kimberly Guilfoyle for a magazine spread.

I think you meant “Nan: The G.O.A.T.”

Makes perfect sense… If you have the IQ of Tommy Tuberville.

may be cancelled over thunderstorms

Israel: “Hold my beer.”