I looked up the recipe for baked beans recently and navy beans was the third ingredient after all the sugar (molasses, brown sugar, granulated sugar).

Yes, some girls don’t want to not have a boyfriend over the holidays due to social pressure. Not sure if that is still a thing, but it definitely was when I was young.

Gently blowing on the opening sometimes works

If you have a collection of pets ashes, does that count for both? Also, did they have to be my pets?

To paraphrase, shout proudly and carry a brick.

Triggers some boomers too, since we had to listen to it on the radio (AM) from time to time.