Snailpope

Can I just turn a back pack into a tiny home for him, with a bathroom.

Your systematic analysis engaged my chuckle reaction. Thank you and have a good day

Chilli sauce looks like my toilet after Taco Bell

Ribbed for her pleasure

Danny Davito

I came to say this The game actually discouraged violence. The more people you killed the more police rat swarms you have to deal with.

That’s Anthony Bourdain

Weird, I bought the sticker paper years before I got my laser printer because it said it was for ink jet. The ink jet stickers always smudged or ran. Once I got a laser printer, I tried printing a sticker and it worked great. No smudging or running.

Get sticker paper, now anything you want is a sticker.

Who says it wasn’t both? He’s had Putin’s cock in his mouth for years

I’ve never seen ‘I’m a Virgo’ it is a very apt metaphor. This is what I wanted to know, thank you!

You mean those very tan people, you can only see in mirrors, who donate blood and love garlic and the lowercase t?

Because a bunch of them are also child rapists

What if we flood the jobs with good hearted people in maga hats, and race to improve conditions, let lawyers in, release actual citizens and people with valid visas, transfer the others to other facilities and then “accidentally” loes track of them in transit? If it’s just them constantly having to hire and then fire people constantly while brute forcing improvements it would at the very least fuck up their system and at best actually help people.

There is technically a non zero chance it could work, even if it’s improbable.

Please criticize me brutally

Don’t forget the insane hit man skills of John Wick

Let’s do this in the most American way possible. To quote The Bloodhound Gang:

“Like that dude in Tienimen square, with a six-pack and a folding chair”

Since I most likely won’t out live my wife, and she doesn’t want to live without me, we have agreed on a murder/suicide when we are getting up there

Condoms doing what they were made for. Keeping the weiner juices in