Last week I bought my wife flowers, just as a nice thing for when she got off work on a Tuesday. Sat down on the bus and the lady across from me leans over and says: You shouldn’t’ve bothered.
Three…THREE other ladies nodded and mmhmmm’d.

It really pissed me off that the assumption was that I’d fucked up and made her mad somehow and was trying to smooth it over with flowers.

Uuuuuugh. I remember being so black and white, there wasn’t any middle ground on anything. It was exhausting.

Trying…and failing, to think of a good portmanteau of interesting and ugly.

Edit: intugly? Ugteresting?

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