Back in Control, all the stoplight did was teleport you back to the entrance if you moved on red. That’s way too easy for co-op though, so I’m sure Remedy changed it.

¿Por que no los dos? It’s not like you’re limited to only throwing one punch.

Centrists always side with fascists over leftists.

Instructions unclear, constructed a guillotine.

Carl Sagan would approve.

Date rape drugs.

Politically incorrect but factually true? Like the fact that his dick doesn’t work?

“He never said that!” or something, probably.

Well, it does in MAGAland, unfortunately.

Honestly, given that her whole thing is the climate crisis, just about the only more disrespectful thing you could’ve done was name a cryptocurrency after her.

Well, how else would we know it’s a pineapple and thus get triggered?