Pentagon pizza monitor, Waffle House index, Big Mac index, what else can we measure with restaurants

You can’t really do anything useful with a billion Pokémon cards, there’s always something you can do with a billion dollars

There’s a new game upcoming that’s like balatro but for slot machines

I thought trumps handler wouldn’t let him actually do tariffs

Direct wage theft is the only wage theft. It isn’t wage theft to pay based on supply and demand. It isn’t wage theft if they don’t triple your pay when a computer makes your job easier (or as you would say “keep up with productivity”)

Rocket surgery?

87.4% graduate high school, then people stop being forced to read books and those who never liked reading get out of practice

If it’s Mario kart or balatro I’ve played it if not I haven’t.

Don’t worry, I’ll stop using my swamp cooler this summer

Don’t call me Shirley

Get a pregnancy pillow, even if you aren’t pregnant, even if you are a guy. You can thank me later.

College. The middle class is too rich for aid but too poor to pay

We may need a lawyer to determine if a dress counts as a shirt

Bed cot Philly paper? Red Hot Chili Peppers!

I owe my soul to the company store

Lo mein Burrito Bacon cheeseburger Pizza Tachos

Individually those are recognizable opinions but I don’t see how they all flow together

This is why it could never be a gambling game, writing out the rules and regulations for every scenario would be a nightmare.

wish granted